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What do you prefer on your bacon sandwich? Page 4

Fishfinger sandwiches need butter. And ketchup.

Quote: Leevil @ July 7 2009, 1:16 PM BST

Are you using margarine?

Sick

Ah, I see. You're all middle class butter drinking, dry bacon sandwich eating ninnies. Well, I know where I stand.

Come on Lee Henman, we're not welcome here. (Am assuming your working class - being Northern n that).

Cheese

Quote: Gavin @ July 7 2009, 1:22 PM BST

Cheese

Cool

And it has to be proper thick sliced bacon. Not that supermarket watery rubbish that shrivels up.

Quote: Leevil @ July 7 2009, 1:21 PM BST

(Am assuming your working class - being Northern n that).

Hey, I'm just as northern as he is! I'm almost Scottish!

Quote: Gavin @ July 7 2009, 1:22 PM BST

Cheese

Wrong beyond belief, that's so wrong it's actually French.

Unless it's cold with brie and cranberry in a baguette, which I

Quote: Gavin @ July 7 2009, 1:22 PM BST

Cheese

Wrong beyond belief, that's so wrong it's actually French.

Unless it's cold with brie and cranberry in a baguette, which I suppose would be fairly French.

Quote: sootyj @ July 7 2009, 1:24 PM BST

Wrong beyond belief, that's so wrong it's actually French.

Unless it's cold with brie and cranberry in a baguette, which I

1, Who the f**k eats Brie? isn't that just gone off Foot cheese?
2, Melted cheese and bacon sarnies is the fuel of the gods.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 7 2009, 1:24 PM BST

Hey, I'm just as northern as he is! I'm almost Scottish!

OK. I admit it. I have a lack of identity. Being neither a Southerner, nor a true Northerner.

Middlanderer all the way baby. Cool

Quote: Leevil @ July 7 2009, 1:26 PM BST

OK. I admit it. I have a lack of identity. Being neither a Southerner, nor a true Northerner.

Middlanderer all the way baby. Cool

That would of been a better title for the film.

I'm Conner McCloud. The Midlander.

Quote: Gavin @ July 7 2009, 1:26 PM BST

1, Who the f**k eats Brie?

See...

Quote: Leevil @ July 7 2009, 1:21 PM BST

middle class butter drinking, dry bacon sandwich eating ninnies.

Quote: Gavin @ July 7 2009, 1:27 PM BST

That would of been a better title for the film.

I'm Conner McCloud. The Midlander.

:D

Quote: Gavin @ July 7 2009, 1:26 PM BST

2, Melted cheese and bacon sarnies is the fuel of the gods.

Bacon and cheese Lovey

This has made me hungry. I'm off to sarnie shop to buy my self some bacon and cheese toasted sandwiches. Expect pictures :D

Quote: Gavin @ July 7 2009, 1:26 PM BST

1, Who the f**k eats Brie? isn't that just gone off Foot cheese?
2, Melted cheese and bacon sarnies is the fuel of the gods.

You couldn't be more wrong.

1 Too greasy, even greasiness has limits.
2 It's the kind of thing McDonalds sell.
3 Too strong salty flavours that clash.
4 It's wrong.
5 The sausage, egg and mushroom are left to weep in the fridge.

Best is a baguette served by a poorly shaved bear in a van that looks like he bought it off the Manson family.

Should contain.

1 2 fried eggs hard whites semi runny yolks (e.g. moist enough to join the bread but not so as to run out)
2 3-4 rashers of ultra crisp bacon preferably friend twice, the first time at least a week earlier.
3 2 jumbo testicle and filler sausages. Split and fried so savagely they're actually nice and crunchy.
4 Thick slices off mushroom.
5 Everything to be fried in oil with more history than the Hapsburgs and cleaned less often.
6 To be served in armour plated baguette with soft buttered interior with brown sauce.

All else is effeminacy and illusion.

What does a typical bacon sandwich consist of?

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