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What do you prefer on your bacon sandwich? Page 3

Quote: Marc P @ July 7 2009, 12:50 PM BST

You'd be surprised Chip. A lot of people butter their bread before putting the bacon in. And Jack gets his bacon sandwiches from 'Roy boy' of Babs Kebabs burger van fame.

Of course bacon butties need butter! Otherwise they'd be all dry and disgusting and approaching healthy. Sick

Does no one appreciate the gentle blend of butter and sauce? You bite into the sandwich, your teeth are cushioned by the soft white bread and the crunch (sausage or fried egg) or the mush (scrambled egg) and the OMGZ... *come*

Quote: Marc P @ July 7 2009, 12:50 PM BST

You'd be surprised Chip. A lot of people butter their bread before putting the bacon in.

Lardy-da posh people who live in palaces. The rest of us just chuck the bacon on, squirt a splodge of red sauce on, and get eating.

No butter? :S

Quote: Leevil @ July 7 2009, 1:01 PM BST

No butter? :S

The bacon itself should be juicy and fatty enough to provide all the grease you need!

Now a chip butty, that definitely needs butter.

HP if it's brown sauce, Heinz if it's red. None of this Daddies nonsense.

Quote: Lee Henman @ July 7 2009, 12:51 PM BST

Of course bacon butties need butter! Otherwise they'd be all dry and disgusting and approaching healthy. Sick

Butter. Sick

And I would have brown sauce on mine, like all right thinking English gents.

Quote: Marc P @ July 7 2009, 1:02 PM BST

The bacon itself should be juicy and fatty enough to provide all the grease you need!

Working class bacon isn't that good :P In fact, I'm not sure it contains any pig, let alone grease and other edible products. 98% cardboard last time I checked (and 2% dog shit).

Quote: Leevil @ July 7 2009, 1:01 PM BST

No butter?

No butter. Ever.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 7 2009, 1:11 PM BST

No butter. Ever.

Does. Not. Compute.

No butter on butties.

Eugh! There's butter in my butter. I was hoping for a Stork or Sunflower.

Quote: Leevil @ July 7 2009, 1:12 PM BST

Does. Not. Compute.

I'm eating a butter free sandwich right now. Mmm.

Are you using margarine?

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