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Quote: bigfella @ July 7 2009, 7:21 PM BST

Its a range of product's - household, health and beauty that you sell.

That simple.

The beauty stuff - like avon!

As Griff and Soots say, you get extra bonuses if you get someone else to start selling the stuff as well. Hence the pyramid selling thing - although legally it is not.

As Griff says you can easily piss off your mates asking them to sign up.

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So anyone want to sign up? ;)

Like I say surely you'd make more with specialist adult supplies?

Well I'm about to finish my bloody betterware off this week.

Quote: Chappers @ July 8 2009, 12:21 AM BST

Well I'm about to finish my bloody betterware off this week.

Is it shite then?

Could try Anne Summers, or they're gay friendly sister company Yans Bummers.

Easily mistaken like when I went to an Am-gay party.

Men are not allowed to do Ann Summers parties. There is a legal issue. It's why men are also barred from attending the parties. If both sexes are present, it's classed as an orgy and everyone can be arrested. I know that because we held one years ago for a friend and we were told by the girl running it. We had to ask the guys to at least not enter the room. Sounds over the top but it takes one spiteful person....

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 8 2009, 9:23 PM BST

Men are not allowed to do Ann Summers parties. There is a legal issue. It's why men are also barred from attending the parties. If both sexes are present, it's classed as an orgy and everyone can be arrested. I know that because we held one years ago for a friend and we were told by the girl running it.

That's not true. Is it? :S

Won't have a problem with cleaning products though - they can be used to clean up after the orgies!

Grr women eh! Sexism, erm rubbish equality now sort of thing.

Quote: bigfella @ July 8 2009, 9:27 PM BST

That's not true. Is it? :S

Scouts honour! Not a wind up!

It's a bizzare loophole in the law that has never been fixed.

Might have been fixed now but I doubt it!

Quote: sootyj @ July 8 2009, 9:27 PM BST

Grr women eh! Sexism, erm rubbish equality now sort of thing.

I agree. It's not as if as soon as a guy enters the room, we are all going jump him and stick things up his bum.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 8 2009, 9:32 PM BST

Scouts honour! Not a wind up!

It's a bizzare loophole in the law that has never been fixed.

Might have been fixed now but I doubt it!

I agree. It's not as if as soon as a guy enters the room, we are all going jump him and stick things up his bum.

I'm sure you'll give him at least five minutes.

Quote: bigfella @ July 8 2009, 9:27 PM BST

That's not true. Is it? :S

A friend of mine used to work in the Ann Summers head office, and I checked with her - it is indeed true.

Quote: Aaron @ July 8 2009, 10:27 PM BST

A friend of mine used to work in the Ann Summers head office, and I checked with her - it is indeed true.

Sheer stupidity.

I see you're back on this thread Aaron - you must be keen really. :)

Did I say I was leaving it or something?

It's like when they hold the parties in function rooms at bars and clubs, they have to keep the door closed to show to any policeman that might happen to be walking by at that point that they are seperated from the blokes.

Tis a bit daft.

How about parties where you only sell fruit based preserves? Jamway.

You could sell lemon curd to the kinky.

There is always Avon! :D

Body Shop and Virgin Vie now do home parties as well!

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