Bonjour

Hi... I'm new as you've probably guessed so this is me saying hi. Like I said at the start.

I'm an aspiring comedian (obviously) and thought this would be a good place to receive advice etc etc etc

=]

Hi, Mike!

Hi.
20 guests and 10 members online. Don't you people sleep?

Good moaning.

Quote: Aaron @ July 6 2009, 1:19 AM BST

Good moaning.

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Were you jost pissing by the door?

When I heard a bong, yis.

Quote: Aaron @ July 6 2009, 1:24 AM BST

When I heard a bong, yis.

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The bong, yis the British are drooping bums.

Tock cover!

Mike.

I feel so welcome.

*feels Mike* Yes, yes you do.

Quote: Aaron @ July 6 2009, 1:30 AM BST

Tock cover!

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Yis, to the cellar, the walls are god, but let the women fist.

Hello there!

I feel loved

You really shouldn't touch yourself in public.