Quote: Fred Sunshine @ July 3 2009, 11:53 PM BSTThat's probably why he grew one.
You go to punch him on the chin, but the amazingly neat beard distracts you just long enough for the Banker to smash you over the head with something from behind.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin. There's just another fist behind his beard.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 4 2009, 12:00 AM BSTChuck Norris doesn't have a chin. There's just another fist behind his beard.
The same rule applies to Noel Edmounds, except he has a tit.
Quote: Leevil @ July 4 2009, 12:04 AM BSTThe same rule applies to Noel Edmounds, except he has a tit.
I knew Cheggers was hiding somewhere.
Quote: Oldrocker @ July 3 2009, 11:41 PM BSTAndy Murray
Yes. C**t.
(What's wrong with his mum? Apart from having spawned the annoying little turd.)
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 3 2009, 11:51 PM BSTI'm getting a new electric meter soon. Ooooh, the excitement!
Do you have to put tokens into it, like a proper poor person?
Muhammed Ali. He can't fight back any more.
Michael McIntyre. Though, second thoughts, it would only give him more material for his "Have you ever noticed how strangers come up to you and smack you in the face?" 90 minute set.