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I hate David Walliams Page 11

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ July 12 2009, 10:37 AM BST

We might do it as an historical exercise, for example, to discover what the historical Jesus was like, or what Kylie Minogue looks like on the toilet.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ July 12 2009, 5:33 PM BST

Laughing out loud

If she does look like that, I would be very surprised.

So would I, she can't even smile anymore with all that botox in her face.

Quote: zooo @ July 12 2009, 6:35 PM BST

So would I, she can't even smile anymore with all that botox in her face.

But she does have that permenantly raised eyebrow, which gives her a sort of puzzled and constipated expression.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 12 2009, 4:16 PM BST

I understood that the estimated power to fuel a quantum computer of sufficient complexity to simulate the entire quantum event field of our (visible) universe would exceed the energy in said universe.

And however vast that quantity is, it is exceeded by how funny Walliams thinks he is.

More evidence of Walliams' twattery.

http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2009/08/14/9449/massive_jets_of_lion_piss...

"David Walliams is a cock-blocker, singer Natalie Imbruglia has complained. She is good friends with the Little Britain star, and although she insists their relationship is platonic, he still scares off other men. She said: 'He's really bad for my dating. He pretends that we're friends and everything but if a guy approaches me… He once spat water on this guy! And I'm like, "What are you doing? People are going to think we're going out! You're scaring guys away!" I don't like it. I've been very clear with David and he knows the situation - we're just friends.'"

And again

http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2009/11/04/9883/walliams_exposes_mark_ronson

What a tool.

I like him in Little Britain (well, mostly - these live Des Kaye sketches are not funny in the slightest), but as a person, he comes across as very annoying and full of himself.

I am a big fan of David Walliams. There is more than one side to him.

Aah, all this Walliams hate. Much more of these and he'll stop using the BCG.

Does he frequent these forums? I do hope so.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 4 2009, 2:52 PM GMT

Does he frequent these forums? I do hope so.

Hope so. Then he could get into a Stephen Fryesque Twitter huff.

What an agressive post topic, who the hell started this! I love the guy.

Just read the thread back. What a twat am i!

:D

Quote: john lucas 101 @ November 4 2009, 2:55 PM GMT

Hope so. Then he could get into a Stephen Fryesque Twitter huff.

Ah, I felt for poor old small Fry. :(

Quote: Scottidog @ November 4 2009, 4:58 PM GMT

What an agressive post topic, who the hell started this! I love the guy.

Quote: Scottidog @ November 4 2009, 5:17 PM GMT

Just read the thread back. What a twat am i!

:D

Laughing out loud

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