You'll be too busy shagging.
The BCG Trip to the Beach! Page 2
Quote: DaButt @ July 3 2009, 4:47 PM BSTI'm heading to Florida in 6 hours. Real beaches, bitches!
Yeah, well Weston-Super-Mare is just 25 minutes away!
Quote: zooo @ July 3 2009, 4:50 PM BSTYou'll be too busy shagging.
Not while the fireworks are exploding; we might burn ... something important.
Quote: bigfella @ July 3 2009, 4:38 PM BSTI'm sun bathing naked!
There's no need to harp oon about it Bigfella 
Sand in all the wrong places?
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 3 2009, 6:00 PM BSTSand in all the wrong places?
Rough trade.
I've got my banana hammock
JEEZ CURT! You could have some poor kid's eye out.
DUDE! Uncool!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 3 2009, 6:59 PM BSTJEEZ CURT! You could have some poor kid's eye out.
Are you suggesting Curt is a priest?
I've got my snorkel and a good book. Where's the beach bar?
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 3 2009, 6:59 PM BSTJEEZ CURT! You could have some poor kid's eye out.
Only if unleashed.
Quote: Gavin @ July 3 2009, 7:01 PM BSTDUDE! Uncool!
If you watch it long enough it starts to vibrate.
That's just will, Curt, that's just will.
Alternative version:
That's just willy, Curt, that's just willy.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 3 2009, 7:19 PM BSTa good book.
I'd be reading one of them in the sunshine. 
I will soon have a very large pile of books to read under my sun shade. I have just ordered 10 from Amazon and 7 from the library.
(I got a bit over-excited when I got my uni reading list yesterday.)