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The BCG Trip to the Beach!

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For all geeks trapped indoors, here is a virtual beach trip.

I have already got my icecream and have started on the sand PALACE.

Is there an air conditioned, shaded section?
If so, I shall be there making modest sandcastles.

It's virtual, you can have what you like!

By the way the above pic is Blackpool.

Haha.
Verrrrrry virtual then.
Fantasy some might say!

How about stars, in the day time?

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DON'T STEP ON THEMMM!

Here is a fact for you. Starfish have their stomachs on the outside and if they don't like the taste of something, they leave their stomachs behind and grow a new one.

I learnt that off Saturday morning TV as a kid.

They can live in the sand palace when I am done.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 3 2009, 4:36 PM BST

I learnt that off Saturday morning TV as a kid.

Really Wild Show?

Actually, I think it was some American version called Wild side or something.

I'm sun bathing naked!

So many jokes about crabs......

None about blubber though.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 3 2009, 4:36 PM BST

Here is a fact for you. Starfish have their stomachs on the outside and if they don't like the taste of something, they leave their stomachs behind and grow a new one.

Cool, wish I could do that.
Imagine the mess it would make though, I get told off now just for leaving my socks lying around.

I have a high fashion cossie.

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Yeah baby.

I'm heading to Florida in 6 hours. Real beaches, bitches! ;)

Not much of a beach lover, but we'll probably head to the closest one that has 4th of July fireworks.

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