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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 4 2009, 3:11 PM BST

Do you know what, that might be my problem. I've always been prone to ear infections and dizziness. The weird thing is though I've skated (ice and roller) a lot and never once fallen over.

Weird. I ice skate too. I can skate and turn on one leg as if I've done it regularly. Which I haven't.

An old Harry Hill joke...

"That Torville and Dean, highly effective, working as a team? Very effective on the ice, of course, but get'em on to dry land and they're all over the place."

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 4 2009, 2:41 PM BST

Cropped, ankle-grazers... I could go on....

Which aren't trousers because trousers are inherently long.

But anyway.

Quote: Aaron @ July 4 2009, 5:34 PM BST

Which aren't trousers because trousers are inherently long.

But anyway.

Yes they are. Cropped trousers are an item of clothing. Ankle grazers are trousers that end just above the ankle (think Michael Jackson). Technically anything mid-calf and below are trousers. Please, this my specialist subject! :)

I suppose I'm wearing trousers then... Errr

We're still talking clothes and not relationships? :)

Heh!

My other infamous falling over, which I've told here before, was when I fell up the steps of the Church near Westminster University and the BBC radio recording place (The name slips my mind, but if anyone can find/tell me it it'd be appreciated!). I was in a dress, with everyone watching, an open top bus going past, and a businessman was stood behindme, looking very unsure as to what to do!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 4 2009, 7:07 PM BST

My other infamous falling over, which I've told here before, was when I fell up the steps of the Church near Westminster University and the BBC radio recording place (The name slips my mind, but if anyone can find/tell me it it'd be appreciated!). I was in a dress, with everyone watching, an open top bus going past, and a businessman was stood behindme, looking very unsure as to what to do!

Portland Place near Broadcasting House.

That's it. Pleased

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