Yesterday, I made a dozen imitation dog turds out of plaster. Today, I've been painting them. Some look so real you can almost smell them.
You're probably wondering. Well, we have a village fete coming up and I bet they'll sell well on the craft stall [which is usually full of sh*t].
Mix some real ones in for fun.
Do you have a job? are you a student?
I accidentally discovered a great way to make fake dog crap for filming. Mushy oats, hand-pressed and mixed in with gravy browning. You can almost see the steam on them. What I was doing with gravy browning and wet rolled oats is a private matter.
Fast forward to 47 seconds to see the result. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11M5VjaJHVY
Quote: Scottidog @ July 2 2009, 7:46 PM BSTDo you have a job? are you a student?
Yes and No, not necessarily in that order.
Slaggs - love the vid.
Quote: SlagA @ July 2 2009, 8:10 PM BSTI accidentally discovered a great way to make fake dog crap for filming. Mushy oats, hand-pressed and mixed in with gravy browning. You can almost see the steam on them. What I was doing with gravy browning and wet rolled oats is a private matter.
Fast forward to 47 seconds to see the result. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11M5VjaJHVY
Wouldn't it have been easier to use real dog crap? 
No thoughts to whether it would be disgusting to set that shot up? Not everyone gets quite the same enjoyment handling dog poo, as you chip.
Quote: Leevil @ July 10 2009, 11:08 AM BSTNot everyone gets quite the same enjoyment handling dog poo, as you chip.
You'd be surprised.
Quote: SlagA @ July 2 2009, 8:10 PM BSTI accidentally discovered a great way to make fake dog crap for filming. Mushy oats, hand-pressed and mixed in with gravy browning. You can almost see the steam on them. What I was doing with gravy browning and wet rolled oats is a private matter.
Fast forward to 47 seconds to see the result. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11M5VjaJHVY
Malt loaf chewed up, spat out and then shaped. Saw a mate do it years ago, then get down on his hands and knees and lick it as people walked past in disgust. Very funny.
Or you could just mush it up in some water before shaping it. A lot less gross. 
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 10 2009, 11:27 AM BSTMalt loaf chewed up, spat out and then shaped. Saw a mate do it years ago, then get down on his hands and knees and lick it as people walked past in disgust. Very funny.
Some people just hate maltloaf, don't they. 
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 10 2009, 11:27 AM BSTMalt loaf chewed up, spat out and then shaped. Saw a mate do it years ago, then get down on his hands and knees and lick it as people walked past in disgust. Very funny.
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.
