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Quote: hey_nonny @ July 3 2009, 9:44 AM BST

Signed up, signature #22. C'mon people it only takes a few seconds.

More prisons = more jobs + safer streets.
Lock the little bastards up I say, and their incompetent parents.

Sterilising them may also be worthwhile.

Cheers Nonny!

Quote: David Bussell @ July 3 2009, 8:49 AM BST

Do we we really want these little f**kers built any bigger? They grow up fast enough already without making the worst of them into bodybuilders.

I say we put them on a strict programme of crochet and thin stew.

Great legions of skinny agile, experts in handling 2 needles at one.

It'll be like facing a plague of Zorros.

We'd have to bring the 3 Musketeers and they're French, it that what you want?

Quote: chipolata @ July 3 2009, 9:39 AM BST

You've made me smile, Bussell. :)

I live to give :D

Come on then.

Who is Dick King?

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