Firstly I'd like to mention, I am sober(ish).
What's your biggest question (and I don't mean in length either)? This isn't mine, by the way. But what is the wonder that is most awe-inspiring to you?
What is the meaning of life? Or do you just wonder how they get that ship in the bottle? What is a Fern Cotton?
(I really should put a parental lock on the internet to stop me posting this late)
Edited for sense, by zooo
Are we alone in the universe? I don't think so, but I'd love to see an alien life form before I die.
Where do my stocks disappear to when they get put into the wash.
Me, I run a company selling socks to pirates and Heather Mills.
Ok my big question. What is the worlds funniest joke?
Mine is...
What happens when we die?
oh and 
to Zooo's edited for sense on Leevil's post.
Quote: bigfella @ July 1 2009, 7:55 AM BSTWhere do my stocks disappear to when they get put into the wash.
You're really getting into this Henvry VIII thing, aren't you. 
Why do they sell hot dog buns in packs of six and hot dogs in packs of eight?
And who really is the Lord of the dance?
Quote: sootyj @ July 1 2009, 8:10 AM BSTOk my big question. What is the worlds funniest joke?
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they stink.
Quote: sootyj @ July 1 2009, 8:10 AM BSTOk my big question. What is the worlds funniest joke?
The world's funniest joke is apparently:
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?
Ja!...Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Quote: sootyj @ July 1 2009, 8:10 AM BSTOk my big question. What is the worlds funniest joke?
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until he's Bill Withers.
Or
What's the fastest cake in world?
Scoooooooonnne.
Wann hast du Gerbutstag? Dreimal in der woche.
Fincke loved that one.
Quote: David Bussell @ July 1 2009, 1:08 PM BSTWhy do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they stink.
Why are women crap at measuring?
Because guys keep telling them this {---------} is 8 inches.
How many men does it take to tile a bathroom?
One - if you slice him very thin.
How do you stop a man from drowning in a swimming pool?
Take your foot off his head.
I found Jo Brand's joke book down behind the sofa last night........
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? 
At the cinema, which arm rest is yours?
A more serious one to ponder:
If God knows everything, did he know exactly how humans were going to turn out when he created them?
If he did, then why does he get angry at us when we screw up...after all, he knew all along what was going to happen...he's God!
If he didn't, then that makes God not quite as all-seeing as we were led to believe, which makes him fallible. Which is unnacceptable to Christians. So what's the deal?
I just know somebody's going to come back with the "God gave free will to man" line but that's not the question. What I'm saying is, even if God DID give Man free will, he still MUST HAVE KNOWN how we were going to turn out in the future, because he's God.
Quote: Lee Henman @ July 1 2009, 1:27 PM BSThe still MUST HAVE KNOWN how we were going to turn out in the future, because he's God.
He might be God, but he's not a bloody mind reader!