Why isn't there Brunch TV, Lunch TV, Tea TV, Dinner TV, and Supper TV?
Why is there only TV for morning noshers, eh?
What's the story?
Don't they have presenters that can cover these other feastive moments?
Maybe they need some clues:
Brunch TV with Lionel Blair or Elevenses TV with Noel Edmonds.
Lunch TV with Linda Lusardi,
Tea TV with Abi Titmuss
Dinner TV with Simon Dee
Supper TV with Val Singleton.
And a whole bunch of others filling in for the odd Snack TV and the occasional
Cuppa TV.
Who the hell watches Beakfast TV. And Why?
They don't even talk about breakfast. So what's the point?
Food for thought, eh?