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Quote: Tim Walker @ June 30 2009, 3:11 PM BST

Oh, and cockrings - again with the cockrings...?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSbd4NOOLKk&feature=PlayList&p=ED41A2BD13825A11&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=19

Laughing out loud

A mate of mine is in the TA. Whilst on manoeuvres in Germany they went to a local boozer and in the toilets he saw something rather unusual. So Tim the little perve that he is bought one. It was a Travel Virgina. It's basically a piece of moulded plastic with a bit of furry stuff slapped around it. You shove your cock into it and away you go. Not for every one I would say :)

Quote: roscoff @ June 30 2009, 10:02 PM BST

It was a Travel Virgina. It's basically a piece of moulded plastic with a bit of furry stuff slapped around it.

http://www.fleshlight.com/

Quote: DaButt @ June 30 2009, 10:09 PM BST

http://www.fleshlight.com/

Nice work DaButt. Made in the US for Germans? And Tim. And a few others by the claim. Hmmm free delivery with $100 order. So tempting.

Quote: hey_nonny @ June 29 2009, 2:02 PM BST

When I was in the Army one mate complained about being tied face down on a bed by a Cypriot prostitute before being rogered by some bloke. We constantly took the piss out of him for about 10 years.

I remember hearing about the same thing happening to an Irish bloke in London, when this big black geezer suddenly appeared out of a back room. Apparently the Irish bloke was connected to the I.R.A., and he and some associates tracked the black fella down at a later date, and got medieval on his ass!

I also remember a story about a lad in his mid-20s, and his Dad, meeting a load of Nigerian sailors, in a Dockside pub in Liverpool. Apparently, when the pub closed, the sailors invited them to carry on drinking, onboard the ship. They accepted the offer, but immediately started regretting doing so, when the sailors started suggesting they partake in a little more than drinks.

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