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Pervy Nation Page 2

Quote: Chappers @ June 29 2009, 5:25 PM BST

Well in my case - sorry - no! I think it's either.

When I did it, it was Ivor.

Whistling nnocently

Like La Bussell, I judge a nation's perviness by its porn. Which makes the Japanese the most sexually f**ked-up people on the planet, with the Germans coming in a close second.

"Oh ya! Ya! Das ist sehr gut! Das ist eine grosse pumpernickel! Essen meine scheisse mit meine lederhosen!"

etc.

Ah, thank you!
I knew there'd be some dogging experts on here.

Dogging is rife in Devon. Lots of fields and woods you see. Also my first flat was on the same road as a brothel.

Must be all the sailors....

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 29 2009, 2:06 PM BST

I once lived with a guy who was a loud and obessive masturbator. You knew he was doing it because every minute or two he would make this loud groaning grunt like a cow in a cement mixer then he would come out and announce he had just had a wank. Made us all cringe.

No, it wasn't Chip!

It was me.

We are all pervy in our own little ways, some go dogging, some are Grab-a-Grans. Sexual deviancy is what unites us all and it will, ultimately, save mankind. Except the bad stuff.

I don't have sex, I'm too innocent. When I take my clothes off, all I have is flowers and leaves covering my rude bits. :$ Whistling nnocently

At least you've got rude bits.

I'm like Barbie, it's just moulded plastic.

Why are you ruining this for me? Remember Paris?

That wasn't me, I couldn't go. I gave my ticket to Leevil. He also asked to borrow a dress which was odd.

I did wonder about all the hair, but I thought you had just gone native.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1190267/Braless-Lily-Allens-wardrobe-malfunction-pops-video-shoot.html

Go down about 1/4 of the page. No wonder we're all pervs when we're shown things like that.

Heh!
Most stars show almost that much boob in their normal dresses!

The slaaaaaags.

Well, that's what I mean.

...oh.

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