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Bring Back... Primeval!
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JUSTIN LEE COLLINS:
Hi, I'm Justin Lee Collins and this week, we're 'Bringing Back' (BEAT) 'Primeval'!
F/X:'PRIMEVAL' MUSIC. FAT MAN RUNNING OUTSIDE
JLC:
'Primeval' was a classic show during the late noughties' and spurred millions of fans to love the shenanigans of C-list celebrities in a poor man's version of 'Dr. Who'. It was cancelled in June 2009 and we're gonna track the cast down and reunite them.
F/X:FAT MAN RUNNING INSIDE AND UP STAIRS
JLC:
(WHISPERS) Round this screen, Ben Miller and Hannah Spearrit are on a TV show. I'm going to gatecrash the party and see if they'll join us for a reunion party later on tonight.
F/X:FAT MAN RUNNING. AUDIENCE CHEERS
JLC:
Hi Ben! Hi Hannah!
HANNAH:
(EXCITED) Oh my god! You're not reuniting 'S Club 7', are you?
JLC:
No, I'm not. Something even better. I'm here to reunite… 'Primeval'.
AUDIENCE GO SILENT. LONG PAUSE
BEN:
What?
JLC:
'Primeval'. (PAUSE) That dinosaur thing you were in.
BEN:
Yeah, we know.
HANNAH:
We're on here promoting the DVD.
JLC:
(STUTTERS ABOUT A BIT) Well, you know. (BEAT) Bring back. (HIGH, EMBARASSED VOICE) Since you were cancelled...
BEN:
Cancelled!? When did we get cancelled?!
F/X
HONE BUTTONS BEING DIALLED
HANNAH:
I've got to ring my agent…
JLC:
So you wouldn't be interested in a reunion bash tonight then?
F/XHONE CLICKING BEING ANSWERED
BEN:
Alexander? It's Ben. I've reconsidered. Say 'Yes' to that BBC Four sitcom…
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