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FORGOTTEN MAN
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F/X:MOUSE CLICKS. SAD 'DWWP' NOISE
GORDON BROWN:
Oh, no. Yet another Facebook user has removed me as a friend. What's this here? 'Gordon Brown has 1 friends'. (PAUSE) Oh, they're online! I'll message them. They'll make me feel better about this. (TYPES) Hell. O. Ba. Rack.
F/X:BING! CONSTANT TYPING AS THEY SPEAK
BARACK OBAMA:
Hey Gordy! Where do I know you from?
GORDON:
It's me! Gordon Brown. From Great Britain.
BARACK:
I'm sorry. I don't really remember. Did we meet at a party?
GORDON:
Well, the G-20 summit. You came to my house for tea!
BARACK:
Not ringing any bells…
GORDON:
Gordon Brown. The prime minister? Bit grumpy. Smile that makes you uneasy?
BARACK:
Nope…
GORDON:
Don't you even recognise me from my profile picture?
BARACK:
You know what it's like on Facebook, Gordy! So many friend requests, I don't remember them all. I'm up to 4 billion now! Actually, gotta go – Robert Mugabe wants to chat. He's famous, you know? 'Bye!
F/X:'DWING' OF LOGGING OFF. GORDON STARTS TO CRY
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