As they're topical for precisely five seconds, might as well post the rejects here and see what people think.
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AD 'APPEAL ADVERT' MUSIC
APPEAL VOICE:
This is Billy. Since birth, Billy has had a hard upbringing. Abandoned by his mother at an early age, he's fought his way out of the gutter to make a life for himself.
Never having felt the warmth of indoors, Billy has had to scavenge for food his whole life; eating whatever morsels he could find, rummaging in bins for sustenance. Looking for just enough nourishment to keep him fighting long enough to find the next pitiful meal.
PAUSE ALLOWING SAD MUSIC
Unfortunately, Billy's hopeless fight for existence ended last week in a violent confrontation with a greedy, powerful man.
PAUSE
If you want to help individuals like Billy, you can send a small contribution – whatever you can afford – to the 'Royal Society for the Prevention of American Presidents Smashing Flies' Heads In Live On Television'.
Every little will help.
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