British Comedy Guide

SPOOFERS - NEW END

All the focus is on five hands: Characters - Voices and thoughts 1 to 5

V1
"I'll say, ten"

V2
"Oh, right. Er, OK, I'll say nine"

V3
Thinks: He says ten, you say nine. That means neither have got more than
two. With my two that's a likely six. Shit ten was a good call...
"I'll go 12 then"

V4
Thinks: Right, he must have three, the other two've probably got four
between them - That's seven and with my none...
"I'll go for Eight"

V5
Thinks: 8+12+9+10 = 39. The average is 9 and a bit. plus my one makes it ten and
a bit. Hang on, where did that 'bit' come from?...
"Three pints and yours is a G&T, isn't it, Dave?"

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