Seeing as I'm here, all alone, I'll imagine a good time, with lots of laughs with funny people around here (I have quite a good imagination).
I'm sitting in a chair... still sitting... I see a bird, oh hello mr. bird... oh, he's gone... well... erm... errr... a tree! with lots of birds, no not birds... bees! hello bees, how are you? buzz off! they demand, the bastards...
*tumble weed*
Hang on, what's that? it's dark... it's a dark hole... it's rude! oh wait, no it's not. or is it? I'll go and investigate...
Arghhh! It's a slightly bigger hole than I originally thought...
Cosmic, man...