Tragic, tragic news. We've lost a genius.
I have nothing funny to say.
(The first person to say "again?" wins a prize.
Michael Jackson RIP Page 3
Again?
Quote: Lee Henman @ June 26 2009, 12:26 AM BSTTragic, tragic news. We've lost a genius.
I have nothing funny to say.
Don't worry, only Oldrocker has so far.
So much for 'Psychic' Uri Gellar, didn't predict this now did he?
Having recorded the best selling album ever and releasing a string of number one singles all over the world, history will surely remember him as a plastic faced, chimp fancying, skin bleaching, homosexual paedophile that lived in a theme park and bought dead peoples bones.
Quote: Oldrocker @ June 26 2009, 12:16 AM BSTFingers crossed for my Cliff and The Shadows concert in October !
For you or them? 
There's an automated Ad... "Look Ten Years Younger"
The AdBots look for key words, in this case Michael Jackson, and then places an "appropriate Ad"... moments later it changed to "$499 Anti-Aging $10"
It made me smile...
Bad sick AdBot...
A terrible waste because if those who really cared about him had told him what a twat he was being, maybe he could have sorted himself out.
Sooty - take note. And don't listen to all those fawning sycophants.
So what will be number 1 next week? It's not an elaborate marketing stunt is it?
Or a way to get out of thos O2 concerts.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ June 26 2009, 12:30 AM BSTFor you or them?
50/50 I reckon but there's four of them !
If you feel the need to stick your fingers down your throat listen to Radio 5 
Quote: Chappers @ June 26 2009, 12:47 AM BSTSo what will be number 1 next week? It's not an elaborate marketing stunt is it?
Max Clifford anywhere about ?
Farrah Fawcett earlier today, now Michael Jackson...
They say these things come in threes*... who's next?
*these people being the superstitious, not those who tend to deal in logical analysis.
I've got Max Bygraves in a triple roll up !
Quote: Tim Walker @ June 26 2009, 1:00 AM BSTFarrah Fawcett earlier today, now Michael Jackson...
They say these things come in threes*... who's next?
Let's hope it's Bono.
Quote: Badge @ June 26 2009, 1:02 AM BSTThat's Michael Jackson in a nutshell
>_<
Quote: Chappers @ June 26 2009, 1:04 AM BSTLet's hope it's Bono.
*crosses fingers*
Quote: Aaron @ June 26 2009, 1:05 AM BST>_<
*crosses fingers*
You're fast - I delete my post on the grounds of taste (and the gag not quite working) but you've already quoted me!
Quote: Badge @ June 26 2009, 1:07 AM BSTYou're fast - I delete my post on the grounds of taste (and the gag not quite working) but you've already quoted me!
And I've phoned the bookies to change my bet to an each way, Bono or Bob Geldof