*ejects from the passenger seat*
You bastaaaaaaard!
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Sudden movements and bright colours startle oldrockers. Leave a dish of cider on your back step if you want to attract them.
I just found out that my favourite waitress (one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen) at my favourite lunchtime Italian restaurant in Orange County has a sister who is married to Michael Jackson's brother, Jermaine. I also discovered that she's Afghani and not Italian as I'd assumed.
Quote: DaButt @ July 14 2009, 1:54 AM BSTI just found out that my favourite waitress (one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen) at my favourite lunchtime Italian restaurant in Orange County has a sister who is married to Michael Jackson's brother, Jermaine. I also discovered that she's Afghani and not Italian as I'd assumed.
Which of those two facts is worse?
Quote: Geoff Mutton @ July 14 2009, 5:08 AM BSTWhich of those two facts is worse?
It's all good with me. My waitress crush can do no wrong in my book. 
Pic?
Ok.
*wanks*
Quote: Leevil @ July 14 2009, 11:02 AM BST
*wanks*
Quote: Leevil @ July 14 2009, 10:55 AM BSTPic?
This is the sister and Jermaine. I have no photo of the waitress, but she's much younger and prettier.
Sort of looks like the woman either a) is doing a creepy ventriloquism act, or b) has just won a very dodgy prize on the hoop-la at the travelling fair.
He does seem a bit plasticish, doesn't he?
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 14 2009, 3:03 PM BSTHe does seem a bit plasticish, doesn't he?
Unlike his brother, Jermaine's quest for whiteness appears to have gone no further than his teeth.
Blindingly white, aren't they?