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Michael Jackson RIP Page 21

Quote: zooo @ June 30 2009, 10:10 PM BST

Anyone got any spare money?

My parents just deposited $20,000 into my checking account. The bank says there's a hold on the check and I can't have the money until July 9th. Angry

Ah, well you're not allowed your present till your actual birthday! ;)

Quote: DaButt @ June 30 2009, 10:12 PM BST

My parents just deposited $20,000 into my checking account. The bank says there's a hold on the check and I can't have the money until July 9th. Angry

That happens to me all the time.

Quote: zooo @ June 30 2009, 10:12 PM BST

Ah, well you're not allowed your present till your actual birthday! ;)

They're generous, but not that generous. :D

I'm borrowing the money to buy a new car. Current auto loan rates are something like 7.3% but their bank will only pay them 3.6% interest, so I told them I'd pay them 4% and we'd both get a good deal.

I only asked for $15,000 but my parents are of the "just in case" mindset.

Quote: bigfella @ June 30 2009, 10:14 PM BST

That happens to me all the time.

Why are my parents sending you money?

I've never owned a 'new' car Teary

Quote: DaButt @ June 30 2009, 10:21 PM BST

Why are my parents sending you money?

blackmail

Quote: bigfella @ June 30 2009, 10:22 PM BST

blackmail

Black male? I guess this is the Michael Jackson thread ...

Quote: DaButt @ June 30 2009, 10:26 PM BST

Black male? I guess this is the Michael Jackson thread ...

It is? He's been rather quiet lately. Looking forward to going to his concerts in London though.

Quote: roscoff @ June 30 2009, 10:27 PM BST

It is? He's been rather quiet lately. Looking forward to going to his concerts in London though.

I think his career is dead.

Quote: DaButt @ June 30 2009, 10:26 PM BST

Black male? I guess this is the Michael Jackson thread ...

Then it would be white male

Quote: bigfella @ June 30 2009, 10:34 PM BST

Then it would be white male

Are you sure about the male bit?

I heard his dad had him castrated at 10 to keep his voice high and that's why he couldn't have kids properly, never grew up and left his dad out of his will.

Just flicked over to his memorial service thingy on BBC Two, and his coffin's in the audience. Errr

I knows!
I've been watching it for a while, but didn't notice the coffin until Usher went down and touched it during his song.

Creepy. *turns over*

Quote: zooo @ July 7 2009, 8:24 PM BST

I knows!
I've been watching it for a while, but didn't notice the coffin until Usher went down and touched it during his song.

Church usher?

Haha.

Ohmyf**kinggod. That little boy from Ant and Dec just performed. That's insane.

He was bloody good though.

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