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Michael Jackson RIP Page 10

Quote: zooo @ June 26 2009, 12:52 PM BST

Legally a non paedo. :)

One way or another, he touched many children.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 26 2009, 12:59 PM BST

One way or another, he touched many children.

Jimmy Carr said it best: "If I was a millionaire peadophile, I'm not but if I was I would have a huge f**king fun fair in my back garden!"

Quote: zooo @ June 26 2009, 12:58 PM BST

Ooh, I wonder what it will say.

Probably King Of Pop, or summink.

He was the King of Pop, he had crate loads of the stuff at Neverland.

Quote: zooo @ June 26 2009, 12:52 PM BST

Legally a non paedo. :)

Quote: Fred Sunshine @ June 26 2009, 12:57 PM BST

That's what he should have on his headstone.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Paul W @ June 26 2009, 1:06 PM BST

Jimmy Carr said it best: "If I was a millionaire peadophile, I'm not but if I was I would have a huge f**king fun fair in my back garden!"

Laughing out loud

My favourite is Russell Brand to Maculay Caulkin 'Neverland? Surely Sometimes Land'.

On ITV news, (and absolutely true) a lawyer said that he was so concerned about drug abuse that he warned the Jackson family that one day Michael would wake up dead.

And fans are celebrating...

So are non-fans.

http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Fans_mourn_and_celebrate_death_of_Michael_Jackson_around_the_world

RIP Michael, despite all the, shall we say, strange things you did in your life, the fact is, you were a superb musician, RIP.

BTW- Michael's my middle name and Jack's my first name.

Are you a racially confused paedo?

No.

I too have enjoyed the odd joke about MJ today. However, all I've constantly heard is people saying "oh he was a kiddy fiddler anyway" and things to that affect.

Jackson was found not guilty, I don't think he was guilty of those crimes. I think his father is to blame for what went wrong in his life. Michael didn't have a childhood, certainly not an enjoyable one, he was working his ass off at the age of 5. Maybe in a strange way he was making up for lost time when he was older.

Yes, he was quite strange, but not paedophile strange. One thing I do think he was, was very naive about how his actions could be looked upon by others, which is why he ended up in trouble. The parents of the children he used to hang out with then saw an opportnuity to make themselves rich, so decided to cash in on that by reporting MJ for assault against children.

Despite this, I listen to him frequently on my iPod. This is all very sad indeed.

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R.I.P

(That is the right one, right?)

Quote: Jacob Loves Comedy @ June 26 2009, 3:14 PM BST

I too have enjoyed the odd joke about MJ today. However, all I've constantly heard is people saying "oh he was a kiddy fiddler anyway" and things to that affect.

Jackson was found not guilty, I don't think he was guilty of those crimes. I think his father is to blame for what went wrong in his life. Michael didn't have a childhood, certainly not an enjoyable one, he was working his ass off at the age of 5. Maybe in a strange way he was making up for lost time when he was older.

Yes, he was quite strange, but not paedophile strange. One thing I do think he was, was very naive about how his actions could be looked upon by others, which is why he ended up in trouble. The parents of the children he used to hang out with then saw an opportnuity to make themselves rich, so decided to cash in on that by reporting MJ for assault against children.

Despite this, I listen to him frequently on my iPod. This is all very sad indeed.

Seconded!
Very well said JLC (not that one).

It always did seem odd to me that the kid's parents who accused him in the nineties accepted money in an out of court settlement. If someone had fiddled about with a kid of mine, it wouldn't matter how much money he was willing to offer, which is why that has the whiff of blackmail about it.

What am I gonna do with all my Jackson rewrites?

Earth song (Look what you've done to my face),
Blame it on the kiddies,
Smooth Padeophile.....

.....and my other classics! :(

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