The Spoofers

All the focus is on five hands: Characters - Voices and thoughts 1 to 5

V1
"I'll say, ten"

V2
"Oh, right. Er, OK, I'll say nine"

V3
Thinks: He says ten, you say nine. That means neither have got more than
two. With my two that's a likely six. Shit ten was a good call...
"I'll go 12 then"

V4
Thinks: Right, he must have three, the other two've probably got four
between them - That's seven and with my none...
"I'll go for Eight"

V5
Thinks: 8+12+9+10 = 39. The average is 9 and a bit. plus my one makes it ten and
a bit. Hang on, where did that 'bit' come from?...
"Three pints and yours is a G&T, isn't it, Dave?"

Nice build up Stephen, let down by the punch though.

Thanks for contributing to my education. I totally agree.

Quote: Stephen Birch @ June 25 2009, 1:20 PM BST

Thanks for contributing to my education. I totally agree.

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If you totally agree, why post it?

It's okay someone pointing out a few pointers here and there but if you think/know it's weak, why post it? You've almost posted as much as sooty since you joined. Take more time and get it to a point you think it's good, then post it.

There is no doubt you're funny.

You're right again. And I know what my problem is. It's a bit like absolutely busting for a pee and suddenly finding a loo. The first release is unstoppable. Floods of uncontainable joy. You've just got to let it out. In your bliss you're not even aware that the back-splash is soaking your tousers. You do when you stop, though. THEN you realise a that a little bit of contol would have saved you an emabarrasing trip home on the tube. That's me. I'm on the tube, and thanks to you another lesson is learned.

Quote: Stephen Birch @ June 25 2009, 3:32 PM BST

You're right again. And I know what my problem is. It's a bit like absolutely busting for a pee and suddenly finding a loo. The first release is unstoppable. Floods of uncontainable joy. You've just got to let it out. In your bliss you're not even aware that the back-splash is soaking your tousers. You do when you stop, though. THEN you realise a that a little bit of contol would have saved you an emabarrasing trip home on the tube. That's me. I'm on the tube, and thanks to you another lesson is learned.

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Now THAT is funny