NED
"How's retirement treating you, Eric?"
ERIC
"Retirement, Ned? I've got meself a job down the undertakers."
NED
"Yeah, you got a thing about stiffs, haven't you?"
EIC
"Too right I have. I offer mine to every widow who comes in."
Widow Swapping
Not bad - but seems a little dated.
Got it. Bang on citicism. Thanks