"OK, childen. I've put the little hand on the 12 and the big hand on the 6.
Who can tell me what time it is?"
One hand waves more fantically than the others. "You, Rapshid, what time is it?"
"It's 12 and 6 miss."
"No, Rapshid, it's half past twelve.
Ok let's try another one. Now the little hand is on the 1 and the big hand is
on the 6. Does anyone know what this time is?"
One of the kids gets up and starts to leave the classroom.
"Laplash Lemisko, where do you think you're going?"
"I'm buggering off home miss. It's lunch time."