Hands up anyone who can tell me what four times four is.
Jenny's hand zooms for the ceiling and shouts 16, miss. And
then shouts get your f**king hands out of my skirt, Danny Smith.
Danny Smith, what the hell do you think you're doing?
I was only doing what you said, Miss. I put my hands up someone
who told you what four times four is.
That is very good.
Reminded me of this one:
Little Johnny was in the classroom bored to the back teeth on a Friday afternoon, and the teacher decided to have a game for the kids to get them thinking.
"Okay class. Now I'm going to say a famous quote, and the first person to tell me who said that quote, can have Monday off," said the teacher.
"Who is credited with writing the phrase,'To be or not to be, that is the question'?" asked the teacher.
Little Rajiv Patel at the front of the class called out, 'Shakespeare'.
"Well done!" said the teacher, "You can have Monday off."
'No thank you Miss. I am of Indian origin and it is according to our culture, that we must study very hard as we can, so I will being here on Monday studying hard,' said little Rajiv Patel.
'Well okay,' said the teacher.
The next quote is, "I had a dream!"
Little Fri Sum Kat also at the front yelled out "I bereiva it was Martin Ruther King!"
"Well done!" said the teacher. "You can have Monday off"
"No thanka you miss I am of Chinese oligin and we also do not take time offa school. Education is evelything to us, so I will be in on Monday studying hard too." said little Fri Sum Kat.
'Okay,' said the teacher.
Then she heard a voice from the back of the classroom, "F#^*ing Asians!"
"Who said that?" yelled the teacher in an angry tone.
"Nick Griffin!" shouted little Johnny. "See you Tuesday!"
Loved it. Made me laugh out loud. Thanks.