Another offering, let me know what you think.
EXT RESEARCH CENTRE
A FEMALE JOURNALIST, (SUE ALLEN) STANDS OUTSIDE THE GATES OF A BUILDING. A SIGN READS 'IMPORTANT SECRET RESEARCH FACILITY'. SHE ADDRESSES THE CAMERA.
SUE:
It has come to our attention that the NHS is shovelling £60 million of tax-payers money into this research centre. The centre is shrouded in mystery; nobody from the centre will talk to us.
SUE TRYS TO STOP SEVERAL MEN DRESSED IN LAB COATS THEY ALL PUSH PAST HER AND MOVE THROUGH THE GATES. AFTER A FEW ATTEMPTS SUE GIVES UP AND TURNS TO THE CAMERA.
SUE:
Well is doesn't look like we'll be getting any answers today.
EXT STREET
SUE APPROACHES THE FRONT DOOR OF A MOCK TUDOR DETATCHED HOUSE.
SUE:
(To camera) We've tracked down a scientist who works at the facility; he's agreed to talk to us as long as he remains anonymous.
INT LIVING ROOM
THE SCIENTIST SITS IN A CHAIR HE IS SILHOUETTED, HIS VOICE IS DISGUISED.
SUE:
(VO) I'd firstly like to thank you for talking to us, you're a brave man. Now let's start with what your role at the research centre is.
ANON:
Well there really is one role in the research centre; one role one goal's the motto. We're all there for the same reason.
SUE:
Can you tell us how many of you there are and what that role is?
ANON:
There are around six hundred scientists, all male; we're searching for a link between female health and the ingestion of semen.
SUE:
I'm sorry... there's six hundred people in there all searching for a link between women's health and semen...swallowing semen? How long has the centre been open?
ANON:
Well I've been there for ten years. It must have been going for a few years before that...maybe twenty years all told.
SUE:
Twenty years? That's over a billion pounds, what's the purpose of the research.
ANON:
It's for the 'well being' of the male populous.
SUE:
Bloody hell I can't believe this you selfish bastards all that money...well at least tell us what has been found to date.
ANON:
Umm well as yet no positive link can be found, the biggest problem has been finding a woman to ingest any.
END