DAVID BOWIE AND RINGO STARR ARE GIVING A PRESS CONFERENCE.
RINGO
So in answer to your question David Bowie really did pick up the Beatles torch in the 70s.
BOWIE
Thanks Ringo but you were the guys that got things started, you were the inspiration.
CHAIRPERSON
Next question please.
JOURNALIST
Quentin Carrots Pointless fights magazine who's tougher?
RINGO
Ho ho that's a silly question.
BOWIE
We're both pacifists.
JOURNALISTS
No between Glass spiders and beatles. Arachnids and beatles?
RINGO
This is a wind up where's Chris Morris? Ok it's obivously beatles they can lift 10 times their own weight.
DAVID
But Ringo surely you must acknowledge the spider's poisnous bite, ability to set webs and killer instincts.
RINGO
David much as I respect you, the Bombardier beatle can fire lethal bursts of acid over a long distance.
DAVID
Yes but most beatles eat excrement spiders hunt and kill their prey.
RINGO
So being an eight legged psychopath beats super strenght and armour plating? You've just not had a hit album in so long you've lost it.
DAVID
Oh really said Ringo the tanked up engine. Before he went off the rails and wasn't invited to do the voice in the proper film.
RINGO
David three words. Dance Magic Dance.
DAVID
That's it I'm going to own you like Micheal Jackson owns your back catlaogue.
RINGO
Bring it I'm gonna beat you like a Tin Machine Drum
BOWIE AND RINGO FIGHT.
THE JOURNALIST CROSSES THEIR NAME OFF A LONG LIST, THE NEXT TWO ARE SOOTY AND PADDINGTON BEAR
