Bonjourno

No.. I am not Italian.. nor am I a stalion!

Hi, I'm Norman. I've just turned 18 and won my school's "funniest guy" AND "funniest girl" awards.. I am unsure whether to be proud or disgusted at the latter! I have punched a kangaroo a few months ago - seriously! Well, not so much punched as I grazed a kangaroo with my a closed hand. Essentially, I fisted a kangaroo... although that is something to be less proud of.

I am Scottish.

And if you've read my other thread.. I enjoy masterbating for watching window cleaners...

Perhaps I have devulged too much..

So, hi all.. and any tips for an aspiring young comedian/writer? (I am studying Law at Uni so if I suck at this.. I have a good back up!!)

Hey Norm... welcome.

Go to Writers Discussion for help with writing.

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Hey, Norm!

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Greetings.

NORM!

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Welcome to the BCG.

Welcome, welcome, hello, how are you?

Now that's the formalities taken care of, would you care for a sherry?