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I hate waiting... Page 2

Quote: chipolata @ June 24 2009, 10:23 AM BST

I like the waiting. It's a time pregnant with possibility.

Oh.....what an excellent line!

That's proper English that is.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ June 24 2009, 4:35 PM BST

I feel youse guys's pain. I've been waiting 16 days for notes on a sitcom pilot. Wouldn't mind so much but every day that passes is another day I can't work on it before the second draft deadline.

Feel a bit like a teenager waiting for exam results.

You should've brought the teacher an apple like I did, Kevin. I said "Please teacher, I've brought you an apple and Kevin Murphy didn't bring you anything."
He smiled at me, and with tears welling in his rheumy old eyes he said "Thank you Lee. That's very kind."
"That's alright sir", I said. "The youth of today have no respect at all, do they sir?"
"They don't, lad. They don't", he smiled, patting my head.
"Do you want to play fetch now sir?" I said, nudging the red ball towards his feet with my nose, and cocking my head to one side endearingly.
"Aye lad." he sighed, picking up the ball as I wagged my penis excitedly. "Fetch!"

Quote: chipolata @ June 24 2009, 10:23 AM BST

I like the waiting. It's a time pregnant with possibility.

And then the postman delivers.

Quote: Lee Henman @ June 24 2009, 11:04 PM BST

You should've brought the teacher an apple like I did, Kevin. I said "Please teacher, I've brought you an apple and Kevin Murphy didn't bring you anything."
He smiled at me, and with tears welling in his rheumy old eyes he said "Thank you Lee. That's very kind."
"That's alright sir", I said. "The youth of today have no respect at all, do they sir?"
"They don't, lad. They don't", he smiled, patting my head.
"Do you want to play fetch now sir?" I said, nudging the red ball towards his feet with my nose, and cocking my head to one side endearingly.
"Aye lad." he sighed, picking up the ball as I wagged my penis excitedly. "Fetch!"

I thought about it. But just went down on him instead.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ June 25 2009, 11:30 AM BST

I thought about it. But just went down on him instead.

:O
Damn you!

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