Adam & Steve

ADAM & STEVE ARE GATHERING APPLES IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN.

ADAM:
Hey Steve. Come check this out.

STEVE WALKS OVER WITH HIS BASKET.

STEVE:
What's that?

ADAM:

It's a trousersnake. Highly dangerous creatures.

STEVE:
Yea?

ADAM:
Yea, saw it on Attenborough last week. Now, stand clear, they can spit up to three metres.

STEVE:
Eww.

ADAM PICKS UP A STICK.

STEVE:
Wait! Look. It's offering you a banana.

ADAM:
Bloody heck. So it is, we could use it to ripen the tomatoes.

STEVE:
Ripen the tomatoes?

ADAM:
Yea, saw it on Jamie Oliver last night. The banana produces an ethylene gas which in turn speeds up the ripening process.

STEVE:
That's brilliant.

ADAM SLOWLY TAKES THE BANANA FROM THE SNAKE.

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STEVE HAS HIS PANTS DOWN ABOUT TO PUT THE BANANA UP HIS BUM.

ADAM:
What the!

STEVE:
Don't worry. I saw them doing it on Big Brother the other night.

Very funny. I'd lose this though, it devalues the rest imo. Just have him find a banana 'tree'

Quote: Craig H @ June 22 2009, 10:12 AM BST

ADAM:

It's a trousersnake. Highly dangerous creatures.

STEVE:
Yea?

ADAM:
Yea, saw it on Attenborough last week. Now, stand clear, they can spit up to three metres.

STEVE:
Eww.

ADAM PICKS UP A STICK.

STEVE:
Wait! Look. It's offering you a banana.

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Quote: Nil Putters @ June 22 2009, 5:02 PM BST

Very funny. I'd lose this though, it devalues the rest imo. Just have him find a banana 'tree'

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Thanks, Nil

I may just lose that part. I was trying to develop the fact Adam's TV references. But if you think it works without it, perhaps others will. Would be nice to get more feedback.

Although, this is somewhat topical, which isn't like me.

Maybe just lose the 'trouser' from in front of snake then. The rest (TV-wise) is believable, Attenborough talking about trousersnakes is not.

I dunno. Everyone else will probably disagree.

Agree with Nil and you've a nice one there Craig.