Would anybody like some chocolate?
My slave will do anything I ask of him...
Mock the Week (SWLTS) Page 2
"It's all organic. The liver, the lung, the heart. Even the veg"
THOUGHT I'D INJECT A BIT OF LIFE INTO THE THREAD.
NEW SUBJECT : WHAT NOT TO SAY WHEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE.
Yoooooooooou c*nt
What's your job?
OR
Where's the camera?
"I thought I'd lost you when I hit those two grannies."
''There's a dead hooker in my trunk?.....No way....what, who put that there?....this isn't my car...I swear''
''Are you the guy from Police academy who does all the voices?...go on, do the helicoptor.''
"Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, so at least one of us does"
"Could you come back in five minutes? I'm in the middle of a telephone conversation"
''I hit the little girl at 40, but she's still alive?....''
Quote: Scottidog @ June 24 2009, 9:06 PM BST''I hit the little girl at 40, but she was still alive!....''
"...so I'm just backing up to finish her off."
Quote: Nil Putters @ June 24 2009, 9:08 PM BST"...so I'm just backing up to finish her off."
Like a rabbit or a badger...
Look, right, that goat's an adult.
Have you got a doggy bag?
You simply MUST let me have the recipe for the lettuce
I love the taste of the ladies fingers in your clam chowder
Gosh Jill. I'm really tempted lick my fingers. What's in this soup?
WHAT NOT TO SAY WHEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE:
Evening Mr Plod. Where's Noddy?
I would like to take the breathalyser and shove it up your jacksie with your truncheon. Only joking officer.
Anybody want my parson's nose?
Nope.