Mock the Week's- Scenes we'd like to see.
Anybody want to have a go?
Let's see who has brilliant comedy minds.
If not, f**k you all...
WHAT NOT TO SAY AT A DINNER PARTY?
Mock the Week (SWLTS)
Are we drinking each other's piss, or sticking to our own?
Nice one. 
''The fish was lovely-now what should I do with the bowl?''
''After dessert, shall we all play strip poker?... to see if your wife really is a pre op transexual?''
You look great in that dress! It looks just like the one that I donated to Oxfam!!!
Quote: Jenny17 @ June 21 2009, 5:50 PM BSTYou look great in that dress! It looks just like the one that I donated to Oxfam!!!
Nice one Jenny.
Just how much anti-fungal ointment does one person need in their medicine cabinet?
''Yes, that is the cellar door...we keeped that locked, thankyou''
You won't believe what happened at the slaughterhouse yesterday...
How nice of you to bring a bottle...(oh, that's) for your incontinence.
RUSSIAN ACCENT) Tea? One polonium or two?
(POSH VOICE) Deer? Actually it was very cheap your Majesty- and fresh- I shot it myself just this morning. I heard you liked corgi.
Yours is rare? I should say, took me an age to find real panda.
(CHEWING, MUFFLED) Lovely pie, Mr Todd...(LOOK SURPRISED)Oh look, a tooth.
And now, Prime Minister, if you'd like to spin the bottle...
Anyone for After Eights? No, I didn't think you would, Mr Glitter.
Anyone for hangman? Mr Ahmadinejad?
And if you'd all like to put your keys in the bowl, my son will decide which car to take for a joyride.
Of course zere's food. (SINISTER) You!
Rare? I'll have you know this is straight from Heston Blumenthal's menu.
Anyway, long story short that's why I can never go back to the Zoo...
"Doesn't my wife look well, consideering. Only last week, she had Swine Flu."
'I'm glad you like the puffer fish, to be honest with you I wasn't sure which bit was poisonus'
1 - "This is Daisy. She once saved her young cub from a bull attack, leaving herself with almost fatal wounds. She ran out in front of a speeding car to save my young son from being hit head-on. She even chased away a gang of youths who were attacking me. Doctors said if it wasn't for her interference I wouldn't be here today. Anyway, let's tuck in."
2 - "This camel toe is exquisite".
Really sorry about that. It seems my shit is bigger than your toilet.
Your wife is an absolute treasure. If she does happen to die before you, I'd happily take her off your hands.
Quote: Rick Allden @ June 22 2009, 1:42 PM BSTReally sorry about that. It seems my shit is bigger than your toilet.
I like that one Rick.