DAVE AND TOM TAKING PART IN A VERY NOISY RIOT JILL IS INTERVIEWING
JILL
So you were the ring leaders in the notorious antiRumanian riots?
DAVE
Too f**king right they come over here steal our jobs and homes.
TOM
Aye they can f**k off out of Belfast but we've found an even worse bunch of foreign dole scroungers.
JILL
But don't people have a right to fit in and join the community.
TOM
Not these bastards; free accomadation, free food they don't learn the language.
DAVE
Just bloody sit on their arses masturbating and throwing feces at people.
JILL
Is this why you're protesting at Belfast zoo?
TOM
Yeh bloody assylum seeking zoo animals. Madagascan Ring Tailed Lemurs back to Madagascar!
JILL
But they're captured in the wild dragged here against their will.
DAVE
That's just what they tell the benefits office.
TOM
Come on Tom let's tell this cheeky bastard it can go back to India and eat curry.
DAVE
Yeh oi Mowgli f**k off back to Lahore.
SOUND OF DAVE AND TOM CLIMBING INTO A HIGH FENCE.
JILL
But that's the Indian Tiger cage.
SOUND OF ROARS AND SCREAMS.
JILL
Back to the studio, for some late breaking news on Nick Griffin. Who has apparently been shot at a London Zoo riot after being mistaken for an escaped orangutan.
