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'gator in village pond! (only the frogs...)

Sorry to those who never wanted to hear from me again, but I couldn't help but post this... Fx :)
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Authorities in eastern France are preparing to drain a village pond in order to catch a crocodile thought to be lurking there. Two gendarmes watch for a 1.5-metre-long crocodile that was spotted.

Police and firemen have reported spotting the reptile in the small lake near Xertigny in the Vosges region, but all efforts to confirm its presence have so far failed.

On Saturday an echosounder probed the pond, which is two hectares (five acres) in area and up to 3.5 metres (11 feet) deep, after it was partially drained.

An object was detected, but local mayor Veronique Mercot said it could have been a shoal of fish.

"The best thing now is to empty the pond completely so as to remove any doubt," she said.

Meat has been left around the pond as bait, and fencing erected to stop the animal, believed to be a crocodile or a cayman, from escaping, while the area has been declared off limits to sightseers.

Firemen, police and an expert trapper are keeping a 24-hour watch.

It is not known where the reptile might have come from but a local zoo has expressed willingness to give it a home.

"We want to catch it alive and give it every chance," Mercot said.

Bah, I've found bigger gators in my garage. Any body of water in Florida more substantial than a bathtub is full of gators.

Bought that glock yet?

It's like a script from 'Allo 'Allo..

Bleedin' French..

Did you ever meet a Frenchman you wanted to talk to?

(..is it OK to say Frenchman???)

Fx

Those blokes off Eurotrash, that guy who directed the 5th Element, Air, that drunk one who sung about anal sex.

Sorry Frankie I'd rather chat with that lot rather than you.

Oh and Cantona he rocks.

Quote: sootyj @ June 20 2009, 10:51 PM BST

Bought that glock yet?

I keep forgetting that I want to buy some guns and waste my money on other stupid things like computers, cameras and iPhones. Maybe I'll pay a visit to the gun shops next week.

Just checked and it looks like the shipping times for AR-15 variants has shortened up a bit after the post-election panic buying. I'd really like a nice black rifle. :)

Just went out to check my garden and something very large appears to have trampled it. Green peppers devoured on the ground, potted basil plants knocked over, onions trampled. Maybe I need to buy a gun sooner rather than later.

Or like, build a fence?

Quote: DaButt @ June 20 2009, 11:16 PM BST

Just went out to check my garden and something very large appears to have trampled it. Green peppers devoured on the ground, potted basil plants knocked over, onions trampled. Maybe I need to buy a gun sooner rather than later.

Sounds like rampaging vegans. Is it legal to shoot them? They probably taste great.

Quote: sootyj @ June 20 2009, 11:22 PM BST

Sounds like rampaging vegans. Is it legal to shoot them?

Probably. ;)

I already have a 6-foot fence around my back yard. I assume the culprit was a raccoon, but there are lots of deer around and a 6-foot fence is a mere inconvenience to Bambi and friends.

DON'T SHOOT BAMBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Teary Teary Teary

Deers are a bunch of butt heads, they get everything they deserve and taste great.

Quote: zooo @ June 20 2009, 11:48 PM BST

DON'T SHOOT BAMBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Teary Teary Teary

I'd be more likely to shoot a vegan invader. ;)

Quote: sootyj @ June 20 2009, 11:50 PM BST

Deers are a bunch of butt heads, they get everything they deserve and taste great.

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Quote: sootyj @ June 20 2009, 11:50 PM BST

Deers are a bunch of butt heads, they get everything they deserve and taste great.

There's a dead one (with a nice rack) half a mile down the road from my house, but I think a few hours in the Texas sun has rendered him more poisonous than tasty.

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