SARKOZY IS PRACTISING A SPEECH WITH CARLA BRUNI
SARKOZY
My fellow citizens of France I promise freedom and equality to you all. The poor, the people who still find Jerry Lewis fans hilarious and people forced to wear Burqas.
CARLA
Boo! Shut up you jug eared garden gnome!
SARKOZY
Carla my sweet why are you booing me? Do you dislike Jerry Lewis fans that much?
CARLA
No you pint sized cretin, people have the right to wear the Burqa.
SARKOZY
What are talking about? Carla you are a women of the world, don't you know how opressive the Burqa is for women who have to wear it?
CARLA
I'm not talking about women wearing Burqas. But I'm sure as hell not getting in the sack with you if you haven't got a sack on your head.