I'm bored today...
To the tune of ANYTHING YOU CAN DO, I CAN DO BETTER from ANNIE GET YOUR GUN
FOTA MEMBERS TO MAX MOSLEY (F)
Anything you can do
We can do better
We can run F1 much better than you
MAX MOSLEY (M)
(M) No you can't
(F)Yes we can
(M) No you can't
(F) Yes we can
(N) No you can't
(F) Yes, we can
Yes, we can!
(F)
You never listen
You're a real dictator
Sooner or later
We'll escape from you
(M) No you won't
(F) Yes we will
(M) No you won't
(F) Yes we will
(M) No you WON'T
(F) Yes we will
Yes we will!
We've got the his-to-ry
Of racing cars to glory
We've got rights to tra-acks
And commercial pa-acts
(M) I can re-cruit all-new teams
(F) Good luck with that
(M) Thank you
(F) You stupid pratt!
Any deal you offer
We will reje-ect
We don't want any deal
Offered by you
(M – TRYING TO HYPNOTISE THEM) Yes you do
(F) No we don't
(M) Yes you do
(F) No we don't
(M) Yes you do
(F) No we don't
No we don't!
Any caps on budgets
We would make higher
We would mul-ti-ply
Your budget by two
(M) Forty mill?
(F) Eighty mill!
(M) Thirty mill?
(F) Sixty mill!
(M - PLEADING) No, I can't
(F) Yes, you can
Yes, you can!
(M) I am gonna sue ya
For-planning out this coup, yeah
(F) I'd like to see you try, Max
Have you read our contracts?
(/You've voided our contracts)
(M) I will not let you beat me
(F) How bout with this bat?
(M - EXCITED)Oh, yeah!
(F) Thought you'd like that!
We've got the drivers and
We've got Ferrari
Every-body knows
Ferrari are key
(M) No they're not
(F) Yes they are
(M) No they're not
(F) Yes they are
(M) No they're not
(F) Yes they are
Yes they are!
(M) You're never gonna win mates
Last time I weathered whore-gate
(F) Even Bernie agrees
(M) Who cares? I'm the real big cheese
We are running out of time
To come to a deal
It's past the deadline
(F)
We just want a new start
With some good racing
Without us you'll just have to race horse and carts.
THEY WALK OFF
(M) No you can't
PAUSE
No you can't
PAUSE
No you can't
PAUSE
Shit!
(THOUGHTFULLY)
Hmmm, horse and carts...
PULLS OUT PHONE AND DIALS
Hello? Jordan? I heard you're free. How'd you like dressing up in jodphurs with a whip?
MAX WALKS OFF.
