Quote: chipolata @ January 30 2010, 11:32 PM GMTMy aim is to stick around here for another fifty years, then die online.
As opposed to on the stage?
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Quote: chipolata @ January 30 2010, 11:32 PM GMTMy aim is to stick around here for another fifty years, then die online.
The smell will be quite unpleasant. Couldn't you die elsewhere?
Quote: EllieJP @ February 1 2010, 9:06 AM GMTCouldn't you die elsewhere?
On top of Ellie is obviously my first choice.
Nice.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 1 2010, 9:23 AM GMTNice.
I want to go out with a bang! 
Quote: chipolata @ February 1 2010, 9:27 AM GMTI want to go out with a bang!
I suspect your choice of death may result in you going out with a whimper.
EJP would destroy you.
Quote: SlagA @ February 1 2010, 9:40 AM GMTI suspect your choice of death may result in you going out with a whimper.
EJP would destroy you.
Quote: SlagA @ February 1 2010, 9:40 AM GMTEJP would destroy you.
She already breaks my heart a dozen times a week by flirting with other men right in front of me! 
Quote: chipolata @ February 1 2010, 10:19 AM GMTShe already breaks my heart a dozen times a week by flirting with other men right in front of me!
That's not flirting. That's normal.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 1 2010, 10:44 AM GMTThat's not flirting. That's normal.
Wha?
Quote: EllieJP @ February 1 2010, 11:00 AM GMTWha?
You ooze flirtosity! Me likes it! 
Quote: chipolata @ February 1 2010, 11:02 AM GMTYou ooze flirtosity! Me likes it!
You like it now. When Ellie's your girlfriend you'll change your tune. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 1 2010, 11:15 AM GMTYou like it now. When Ellie's your girlfriend you'll change your tune.
When?
But seriously, you have to be very trusting to be my boyfriend. I'm just a very touchy feely person but it doesn't mean ANYTHING. Not to me anyway.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 1 2010, 11:16 AM GMTI'm just a very touchy feely person but it doesn't mean ANYTHING.
I tried that defence in court. Didn't wash. 