Quote: Jennie @ September 4 2013, 11:56 PM BST
Seeing the good side of people is never a bad quality.
You know, I leave in perpetual fear of having to represent someone on a BCG case.
I can see it now..
JUDGE: Now, why was it that your client decided to petrol bomb the complainant Mr Aaron's house, kidnap his pet rabbit and smear faeces over his bedroom walls?
ME: Well my Lord, there is good reason for it. You see, the complainant had contacted the defendant regarding the size of the picture in his signature.
JUDGE: So?
ME: Not only that, he had removed several of his posts for being off topic and had plainly stated that "My nephew can fart better sitcoms than Badults".
JUDGE: Ah.
ME: I think Your Lordship will agree that this constitutes highly provocative behaviour.
JUDGE: Quite right. Absolute Discharge. The complainant Mr Aaron is hereby sentenced to 3 months watching continual repeats of "Big Top". Take him down.
I know, disappointing, isn't it. Where are they all?
That sounds like your authentic comedic voice, unleash it!
