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Quote: zooo @ June 18 2013, 10:01 PM BST

Yeah they're called L.E., Aaron and Lee.

:D

I know its been a day but I miss chipolata hope u are ok?

i miss AJGO and David Bussell

I haven't spotted Don Rushmore since Palace got promoted.

I was about to say Don Rushmore.

I'll have to think of another now.
Godot Taxis!

The Football season is a while off so I may have to put up a Doctor Who Quiz to tempt him back

Roscoff is AWOL too.

I think AJGO is busy with writing and shoe research.

Was having a nose through old skits (March 2011) and found this one I 'wrote', poignant for the number of karoke warblers who are now our dear absent (buggered off) friends....

SKIT COMPERS KAROKE NIGHT OUT

IN DA HOUSE WE HAVE

MICHAEL 'Im too Sexy for my Hairshirt' MONKHOUSE
First to the mic with 'Gonna Write a Classic, Gonna Write it in an Attic'

STEPHEN 'I Talk to the Trees' BIRCH sings 'I believe in Miracles, you Sketchy Thing'

THE 'I got the Music in Me' BEATS sings 'You're so vain, I bet you think this Skit Comps about you'

SHIRL THE 'You spin me Round and Round' WHIRL sings 'Ladywriter on the Forum, talking bout the Virgin Miranda'

BUSHBABY 'Babooska,Babooska,Babooska,Aye,Aye' does 'Skit Me Baby One More Time'

TIMBO 'La My Lord, Timbola' sings 'I wrote all night (but still missed the deadline...crap)

DON 'Quixote, what do you say?' P MUSEY (Whatever happened to Nick Kershaw??)
sings 'Could it be made into a Sitcom Magic'

STEPHEN GOOD LADy DE LAY, lay across my big brass bed' does 'Always Look on the Write Side of Life'

High REG N ergy, Your love is Liftin me croons 'More than a Skit Comp, More than a Skit Comp to me'

OTTER 'Fox On the Run' FOX murders 'Seven Drunken Rewrites'

NIGEL R 'I Believe I Can Fly' KELLY does the classic 'You made me write you, I didnt wanna do it'

ALEX 'MA Ma We're All Crazy Now' MAHON sings 'Strangers In Critique, exchanging insults'

JEFF ROBERTWITZ le Coo Park warns 'Write Lines, Dont Do It'

SEAN KNIGHTs In White Satin sings 'Down In the Forum at Midnight'

KASM 'Cos Im the King of Rock n Roll' belters 'Skit me with your Rythm Stick'

STEVE SUNSHINE 'came softly through my window today' shimmies 'These Comps were made for Writing, and that's just what I'll Do'

MC AARON takes to the mic with 'We Do Need Some Education'

The night wore on, there was Red Red Wine and Sherry O Baby aplenty

Nobody Knew where my Johnny had Gone but ANGIEBABY left the same time

Everyone started Kung Foo Fighting and GERRY MCDONNELL Came Tumbling Down

MC ARRON announced this was Off Topic

Meanwhile, in the Ladies, two of the Compers could be heard frantically rehearsing their duet 'Do That To Me One More Time'

MC ARRON announced this was Off Topic

ISHY slurred Theres a Guy Works Down the Chipshop Swears he's Elvis, so we all made our way down to check...the guy looked nothing like Elvis, the dirty liar

But the chips were nice....G'Night ...Hic

It's sad seeing David Bussell's name greyed out in all the threads he started.

If I ever leave to get famous I'm going to hide my online/offline status

He's better than us now, he only has pity for us. Don't be sad for him. Get even?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ June 23 2013, 8:51 PM BST

If I ever leave to get famous I'm going to hide my online/offline status

Laughing out loud

What happened to Nicky Liar? He seemed a decent chap.

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Wobbly-head.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ June 27 2013, 12:17 AM BST

Cancer.

??? For real or for shit?

Quote: Will Cam @ June 27 2013, 9:04 AM BST

??? For real or for shit?

He returned a few months ago and posted again for two days or so. He wrote then that his absence was due to him being busy at work.

Well, maybe he has cancer...but not officially.

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