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Absent friends Page 104

I didn't.

Quote: keewik @ 15th March 2014, 10:21 PM GMT

I didn't.

You should have! :D

Maybe . . . .

Quote: Shandonbelle @ 15th March 2014, 1:09 PM GMT

...and don't be a crow.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 15th March 2014, 12:24 PM GMT

And posting pictures of spiders isn't very popular here either...ask zooo!

;)

I want to shag spiders.

Really? You WANT to get your head bitten off after sex?

Quote: billwill @ 15th March 2014, 11:39 PM GMT

Really? You WANT to get your head bitten off after sex?

Does that chat up line ever work?

Quote: billwill @ 15th March 2014, 11:39 PM GMT

Really? You WANT to get your head bitten off after sex?

Does that chat up line ever work?

I had a dream the other night that Ellie had posted on here. Sadly, it seems that's the best we can hope for at present.

What would that be-your dream virtual existence?

Why have you used a hyphen instead of a question mark? And what does the second half of your post even mean? Are you asking me to lend you a fiver? Is that it?

A hyphen can be used instead of a comma. You're the one using this website in your sleep, and you say I'm weird. (I may be.)

Neither a hyphen or a comma is appropriate in that sentence.

Yes, let's ban him.

If being wrong was a crime here, there would be a lot more absent people.

Quote: Marc P @ 30th March 2014, 3:33 PM BST

Neither a hyphen or a comma is appropriate in that sentence.

Yup, doesn't make sense with it in there.

And if I wanted to be pedantic, which I never do... a hyphen never consitutes a replacement for a comma, although an en dash can.

Quote: Marc P @ 30th March 2014, 4:43 PM BST

And if I wanted to be pedantic, which I never do... a hyphen never consitutes a replacement for a comma, although an en dash can.

The en-dash (-) is one of the two types of dashes used in punctuation, the other being the em-dash (-). The en-dash is wider than a hyphen, but more narrow than an em-dash. The name comes from the dash being as wide as the letter 'n', hence the en-dash. An example of the en-dash is provided below:

Jack doesn't find Sarah attractive - or so he says.
All politicians desire respect and power - some even achieve it - but it is easier said than done.

Like the em-dash, the en-dash is used to separate a sentence where there is an interruption that disrupts the flow.

I'm none the wiser, and what pedant is going to measure it? :(

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