Sock it to me

PETER MANDELSON IS TALKING TO GORDON BROWN

PETER
Gordon you wanted to see me is this about my expenses I can explain...

GORDON
No Peter I'm sure they're all in order. No Peter I've had a brainwave I've finally found some loyal minister who aren't ripping off their expenses.

PETER
You're not recruiting reality TV stars again? Alan Sugar is one thing but Jordan's too uspet after the divorce.

GORDON
Och no, no I was looking in the cabinet it's full of stuffed shirts. No Mandy I've found a much better source...the drawer your sock drawer to be precise.

PETER
Well Gordon I was going to ask why you had one of my tartan socks on your left hand and one of my black one's on your right hand.

GORDON
Mandy meet Lefty McTartan minister for defence and Righty Black my new minister for communities.

PETER
Gordon you can not run a government staffed by my undergarments!

GORDON
Why not most of the country think my policies are pants. Ooh lefty Mc Tartan is whispering in my ear...he thinks we should keep Trident.

PETER
Gordon this madness must stop now!

GORDON
Why is it because one of my new ministers is Scottish and the other is black? Are you a racist Mandy?

PETER
No Gordon watch the news.

MANDY TURNS ON THE NEWS WE HEAR DAVID CAMERON TALKING ON THE NEWS.

PETER
Now look at his feet.

GORDON
Oh my David Cameron is wearing red socks! He's socialist on side we're doomed!

Hi Sooty
I quite liked this & there were some funny lines in there.
It short & sweet & it has a decent punchline, but for me it wasn't a killer.

Personally, I like. It's a good idea along the lines of Drawn Apart (in some parallels) but maybe you should make it darker and avoid the Cameron ending. Perhaps the socks tell Gordon that Mandy's to be imprisoned in No 10 or replaced by another undergarment? An undergarment coup?

Thanks it's been pointed out to me that it's way to similar to an old 2D sketch so it's being shelved.

Perhaps could think up a more killer punchline but liked the idea and the rest was funny.