FX BUSY PUB SOUNDS
DENNIS AND TINA ARE IN A PUB
DENNIS
Bloody hell this credit crunch is rough. No one wants to buy my little statues of Big Ben anymore.
TINA
Yeh you used to be able sell loads with that pitch of yours just next door. It's even worse for us hotdog sellers.
DENNIS
Really I thought tourists couldn't get enough of them?
TINA
Nah they prefer to get botulism at home these days. Oh oh here he comes flash git.
BRIAN COMES OVER
BRIAN
Hello Tina and Dennis drinks are on me. You thought I was mad well now who's laughing.
DENNIS
You are mad, you just got lucky.
BRIAN
You make your own luck my son. I predicted the one business that couldn't fail in the Westminster area.
TINA
You're a loony. Only a loony would open a stall only selling black sticky plastic.
BRIAN
Jealous you're just jealous.
BRIAN'S MOBILE RINGS HE ANSWERS IT.
BRIAN
Cor you flipped your house 10 times and claimed a duck mansion you'll need about 5 feet of tape to cover that.
TINA
5 feet bloody hell Brian you are coining it.
BRIAN
Chicken feed that Gordon Brown bought 50 feet off me.
DENNIS
Did he have that many dodgy claims?
BRIAN
Nah he finally wants to shut Harriet Harman's gob!
