British Comedy Guide

Fascinate me! Page 5

Quote: Robert D @ June 24 2009, 5:04 PM BST

Every day:
*200 million couples make love

And that's supposed to make exactly who feel better?

Although in truth it's probably one couple being watched 200 million times on the Internet.

Men eventually give in on asking you out... if you hit them hard enough. ;)

Do you think that is a hint?

Quite a large one, yes.

*slide whistle*

Quote: Aaron @ June 25 2009, 1:01 AM BST

Quite a large one, yes.

*slide whistle*

:(

Cloning is on the increase. Just something I read.....

Night all!

Night.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 25 2009, 1:39 AM BST

Cloning is on the increase. Just something I read.....

Night all!

Laughing out loud

Night!

Humans have the largest penises of the primate family. A gorilla's penis is actually comparable in length and circumference to a pencil. In some African countries, saying someone is "hung like a gorilla" is a huge insult.

The biggest penis of the animal kingdom belongs to the killer whale, the largest on record being measured at 8 feet long. And it can swivel the tip.

The largest penis in relation to the host's body belongs to a duck. The Argentina Blue-Bill duck has a penis that measures 17 inches long. In relation to its body that is the equivalent of the average male human having a 12 foot long cock.

Quote: Lee Henman @ June 25 2009, 3:38 AM BST

The largest penis in relation to the HOST'S body belongs to a duck.

A penis is a parasite? Have you been reading militant feminist propo-gander? :P

Laughing out loud! :$

Almonds are members of the peach family

Quote: Lee Henman @ June 25 2009, 3:38 AM BST

Humans have the largest penises of the primate family.

Wait, I thought humans were Thetans born out of volcanoes or some such space crap.

Quote: Lee Henman @ June 25 2009, 3:38 AM BST

And it can swivel the tip.

Why on earth would it need to do that?

Quote: zooo @ June 25 2009, 12:07 PM BST

Why on earth would it need to do that?

Yes, why is that?

Is it because being a killer whale means that it's hard to find someone to have a snuggle with, so they have to kind of do it on the fly?

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