Quote: Geoff Mutton @ June 19 2009, 12:00 PM BSTHold a chicken in your arms, tuck it's head under it's wing, rock it (fairly vigorously) from side to side ten times and it will be asleep when you've finished.
Sounds like a bad date 
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Quote: Little Jersey Devil @ June 19 2009, 2:12 PM BSTSounds like a bad date
Cor, my bad dates mean she leaves before she's finished her first drink. Which means no sexing at all.
Quote: Afinkawan @ June 19 2009, 1:53 PM BSTStare at the cross without blinking or moving your eyes. The gap will become a green spot revolving round the circle and the purple spots will eventually disappear.
Right click, 'save picture as' and you can have it on your pc at work to show everyone without disturbing the internet nazis.
Ooooooooooooh.
Excellent!
I love things like that.
I don't.
My brain plays enough tricks on me as it is.
Quote: Rob H @ June 19 2009, 2:14 PM BSTCor, my bad dates mean she leaves before she's finished her first drink. Which means no sexing at all.
Yeah, but you get the rest of her drink and yours. So now who's ahead?
Quote: Little Jersey Devil @ June 19 2009, 2:18 PM BSTYeah, but you get the rest of her drink and yours. So now who's ahead?
It depends if she was drinking a man's drink or a laydeez drink.
Look at Tim Walker and Jersey Devil's avatar one on top of the other.
Haven't they got similarly shaped faces (in a good way)?
Kinda defined chins and strong cheek bones.
Fancy that...
Quote: Afinkawan @ June 19 2009, 1:53 PM BSTStare at the cross without blinking or moving your eyes. The gap will become a green spot revolving round the circle and the purple spots will eventually disappear.
Right click, 'save picture as' and you can have it on your pc at work to show everyone without disturbing the internet nazis.
You are a warlock sir. That's some freaky shit right there. The dots really do disappear.
Do you have an optical illusion that makes Critique sketches vanish too? 
Quote: Tim Walker @ June 19 2009, 12:16 AM BSTWell, if you will work for Nazis you can't expect much sympathy. Ask Albert Speer.
It's so silly and interesting that Hitler appointed architects as Economics Ministers. Speer was obviously in charge of the Autobahnz and Germania, but Todt was Minister for Roads before Armaments!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 22 2009, 12:55 PM BSTIt's so silly and interesting that Hitler appointed architects as Economics Ministers. Speer was obviously in charge of the Autobahnz and Germania, but Todt was Minister for Roads before Armaments!
I'm not sure quite what to make of this.
*blows raspberry and runs off*
Sorry.
Basically, Hitler was a mental. Who'da thunk it?
*shrugs* Definitely not good ol' Hess. He wasn't mental either, though.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 22 2009, 1:07 PM BST
'sokay Scats. I'm just having a stupid day.