Quote: Charley @ June 18 2009, 9:32 PM BSTI once sneezed without farting. Nowthat's an achievement.
A bit of wee did escape though but hey I can't always be brilliant.
What a great first Charley message after not reading one in so long. 
Fascinate me! Page 2
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 18 2009, 9:06 PM BSTNot to be done in the living room if you either have kids or live with Mum and Dad.
I never do it in the living room - well, not any more. That's why Mum and Dad kicked me out.
Is your real name Ron Seal?
On account of you giving wood wod?
Quote: sootyj @ June 18 2009, 10:30 PM BSTIs your real name Ron Seal?
On account of you giving wood wod?
That's my stage name. I also do a drag act as Polly Fella.
Quote: Charley @ June 18 2009, 9:32 PM BSTI once sneezed without farting. Nowthat's an achievement.
A bit of wee did escape though but hey I can't always be brilliant.
>_<
Quote: dannyjb1 @ June 18 2009, 7:27 PM BSTSince the management Nazis at work banned internet usage for fun, we've had to make our own entertainment
Well, if you will work for Nazis you can't expect much sympathy. Ask Albert Speer.
Quote: dannyjb1 @ June 18 2009, 7:27 PM BSTSo today was 'fascinate me', tell me something fascinating, true or false, just fascinating.
This is completely medically true, I promise.
Some men are unable to ejaculate without sneezing at the same time. (It's down to unusual wiring of their autonomic nervous system.)
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 18 2009, 7:35 PM BSTDo this. Stand in the doorway with your arms staight and by your side with fists made, palms facing back. Without bendin your elbows keeping the arms straight, raise your arms to the side so that the outer part of your hands are touching the frame. Keep you arms locked and push as hard as you can for one minute, don't stop, it will hurt a little but keep pushing without letting up. After a minute walk away and your arms will sudden raise by themselves.
That should keep ya for an hour.
That used to be so much fun.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 18 2009, 7:35 PM BSTDo this. Stand in the doorway with your arms staight and by your side with fists made, palms facing back. Without bendin your elbows keeping the arms straight, raise your arms to the side so that the outer part of your hands are touching the frame. Keep you arms locked and push as hard as you can for one minute, don't stop, it will hurt a little but keep pushing without letting up. After a minute walk away and your arms will sudden raise by themselves.
That should keep ya for an hour.
This is also good practice for if you ever get caught in the trash compactor in the Death Star.
Hold a chicken in your arms, tuck it's head under it's wing, rock it [fairly vigorously] from side to side ten times and it will be asleep when you've finished.
On the subject of chickens, hold one up and move its body around, and its head wiil remain in the exact same position. Proof you say? Okay... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dPlkFPowCc
Quote: Geoff Mutton @ June 19 2009, 12:00 PM BSTHold a chicken in your arms, tuck it's head under it's wing, rock it (fairly vigorously) from side to side ten times and it will be asleep when you've finished.
I've seen that happen with a pheasant. My friend was a game keeper.
Quote: Geoff Mutton @ June 19 2009, 12:00 PM BSTHold a chicken in your arms, tuck it's head under it's wing, rock it (fairly vigorously) from side to side ten times and it will be asleep when you've finished.
And then what?
Hypnotise it so that when it wakes up it thinks it's a human?
Stare at the cross without blinking or moving your eyes. The gap will become a green spot revolving round the circle and the purple spots will eventually disappear.
Right click, 'save picture as' and you can have it on your pc at work to show everyone without disturbing the internet nazis.
Soooooooo weird.