Alan's cheese ("It's got walnuts in!")
Chris Palmer's flute (Catterick - as used to perform Dreams Of Parsimony)
Brian Potter's drinking vase.
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Papa Lazarou's wife cage.
The special things.
Tommy Saxondale's 'stang.
Guy Secretan's anaesthetic machine - which would be practical as well as memorable.
Quote: Tim Walker @ June 17 2009, 11:15 PM BSTGuy Secretan's anaesthetic machine - which would be practical as well as memorable.
I was thinking about saying his keyboard. 
Super Hans' crack pipe.
BBC's archive.
Hmmmm toughie. I'd settle for the Nausicaan blade that stabbed Jean Luc Picard through the heart.
Or failing that, the original Star Wars Millenium Falcon model, if only to sell it and immediately retire.
Quote: Lee Henman @ June 18 2009, 12:30 AM BSTimmediately retire.
From what?
Quote: The Rook @ June 17 2009, 9:37 PM BSTWhat, the Fallen Madonna with the big boobies by Van Clump?
Clomp*
Big Boobies*
Quote: Tim Walker @ June 17 2009, 10:42 PM BSTLabour Party Conference - where you played the part of Andrew Marr stuck in the hotel with a psychotic Tony Blair. "You're f**king dead, Marr!".
Mr Bean's Mini.
(Aside from The Fallen Madonna With The Big Boobies by Van Clomp.)
The lighter ball thing that drives Fran crazy from the first episode of Black Books.
The General Lee from the Dukes of Hazzard.
Not in any specific order:
CJ's farty chairs from The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin
Gary and Tony's drink dispenser from MBB
I Shot JR shirt from Father Ted
Fawlty Towers sign (with interchangeable letters, of course)
The Trotters' van.
G..G..Granville's Bike and the moose head from Fawlty Towers