Perhaps I she was right and I shouldn't flirt so much. But its in my nature. It's like breathing... I can't stop but she was going to try and make me. Dave [a mate] said early today that 'much overused' phrase plenty more fish in the sea and to be honest, I think he's right.
Quote: Paul W @ June 17 2009, 5:33 PM BSTOr another reason to pour a glass of whiskey?
Go to the pub, always helps after a bad arguement / break up
Just come back from there. 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 17 2009, 5:32 PM BSTI'm single after managing to seek out one evil and sick bastard after another but I am a very happy single.
Vet your men more! Don't go out with the first one who says your pretty!
Quote: Paul W @ June 17 2009, 5:37 PM BSTVet your men more! Don't go out with the first one who says your pretty!
But she iiiiis!
I am usually very careful. It's just that they are good at revealing they are gambling, cheating, lying, drunk bastards later.
In fact I've not actually dated many men. I'm too shy and inexperienced and guys scare me slightly. I prefer being single anyway. More time to spend doing what I want to do.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 17 2009, 5:38 PM BSTBut she iiiiis!
BAH!!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 17 2009, 5:42 PM BSTI'm too shy and inexperienced and guys scare me slightly. I prefer being single anyway.
Me too. A hour of freedom and I'm on top of the world... and slightly tipsy. 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 17 2009, 5:38 PM BSTBut she iiiiis!
Ok, I better back off before I get a woman hoard attacking me - and not in the good way.
Quote: Paul W @ June 17 2009, 5:45 PM BSTOk, I better back off before I get a woman hoard attacking me - and not in the good way.
How can it be 'not in a good way'.
When I am included!
Not in a relationship, but happy. I just spent 4 days with my ex-girlfriend and we got along very well. I guess it helps that we were friends for more than a decade before we started dating.
Quote: Robert D @ June 17 2009, 5:46 PM BSTHow can it be 'not in a good way'.
Just drink some more beer and agree with me!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 17 2009, 5:48 PM BST
*resists urge to make joke*
I won't argue with that!
Quote: Paul W @ June 17 2009, 5:49 PM BSTJust drink some more beer and agree with me!
Aye Aye Captain.
Quote: Gavin @ June 17 2009, 5:49 PM BSTAye Aye Captain.
All aboard the good ship 'Single'
Quote: Robert D @ June 17 2009, 3:59 PM BSTI have found someone else who rocks my world.
Pretentious little twat!
Quote: Robert D @ June 17 2009, 3:59 PM BSTMy dad though, said I should do my best, he always said 'D' is for dickhead.
'D' is for Dad - The Dickhead.
Quote: Robert D @ June 17 2009, 3:59 PM BSTI will be round to collect my things tomorrow.
Right - before she arrives, pop to your local lingerie store; buy some nice thongs, etc., soil 'em up a bit - put them mixed in with her stuff - when she gets home and sees them - bingo! She'll be straight on the phone to you - then you can proceed to f**k her tiny brain, if nothing else.
Quote: Robert D @ June 17 2009, 3:59 PM BSTPerhaps I'm better off without her.
Per-f**kin-haps?! Sounds like you got away just in time!
Quote: Robert D @ June 17 2009, 3:59 PM BSTSorry, not very funny for a sitcom thread, eh?
I enjoyed it! 
I have never been single. It makes me feel like a weirdo sometimes.